After watching Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night, I rewinded to two parts that I had to show Kevin (he plays video games when I watch crap TV).

1. Kim going through the trash compartment in the limo and acting confused. I wasn’t sure if she was really confused why there was trash in there or if she and Ken did some drugs in the limo on the way to the hotel and she was seeing if anything was left. But I’m pretty sure that is a snot rag in your hand, Kim.

2. Brandi telling Ken that he looks like a gay bull mastiff to his face.