CrazySexyCool
“It’s true though, [redacted]. I mean, clearly he’s Diggin’ On You and your Red Light Special. He wouldn’t go and Creep with any other ladies and make you feel Unpretty. If he did, we’d have some serious Girl Talk sessions about how we don’t want No Scrubs and cry Waterfalls with you girrrrrl!”
We had a mass email group going for a bit, and Sydney did this as a reply all - SHE FILLED IT WITH TLC REFERENCES, THUS SOLIDIFYING HERSELF AS MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER!