My favorite thing to do when I come into the office is to get on an elevator that has no one one it, ride it to my floor, and pose the whole way. The elevators at work have mirrors on every side and it is like this great mirror occurrence that you only experience in some dressing rooms.

Today, after returning from lunch, I got to the elevators and no one was behind me so I got excited that I’d get to pose in the elevator. When one opens on the first floor, I jump in, push the ‘3’ button and then the ‘close doors’ button. I immediately strike a pose like Kim K above - all wide legged and awkward-to-be-standing-like-that-in-normal-life. As soon as I get in position, I see a hand slide through the almost closed elevator door and some dude about my age hops in and totally sees me in this supposed to be private moment.

I blushed and tried to make it seem that I just naturally have a wide stance, but dude had to make it awkward by asking me how my day was.