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On the subject of Mills and Abby

If it were possible to describe how utterly delightful, how charming and clever, how handsome and beautiful, how amusing and amazing Mills and Abby are in mere words -and I do not think that it is- I wouldn’t, because I don’t want to spoil the surprise for those of you who haven’t met them. Mills is like 6’4”, which I didn’t realize from his photos. And Abby has the biggest boobs I’ve ever seen.

So it’s all pretty swell out here. We’re probably moving in with them.

P.S. Don’t leave your new iPad at Mills’ when you go for a walk.