ATTENTION COFFEE-MATE
YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE CREAMER SHOULD BE HITTING SHELVES NOW - THE SAME TIME STARBUCKS PUTS THEIR PUMPKIN LINE OF DRINKS OUT - INSTEAD OF WAITING UNTIL NOVEMBER. THERE ARE SIX PAGES OF COMMENTS ON YOUR SITE OF PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME.
ALL CAPS SHOW THAT I MEAN BUSINESS OR THAT I AM ABOVE THE AGE OF 60 AND AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH COMPUTERS.
