Current thoughts
- Has anyone ever been thinking “Wouldn’t it be crazy if I was murdered right now?” and then they were murdered? One time I thought “It would suck if I got a speeding ticket right now” and then I looked in my rear-view mirror and saw a cop pulling me over.
- I’m going to attempt to change a fuse in my car on my lunch break. Hopefully my research on the internet has prepared me for this task.
- I wonder if JFK was like “Man, wouldn’t it be crazy if someone shot me while I’m waving to everyone?”