New purse and new jeans; same old shirt, shoes and face. Off to see Cabin in the Woods!

kevinnuut:

And a farting butterfly, requested by Lacey.

We’ve had a ridiculous amount of butterflies near our home lately. I haven’t caught one farting yet, but it’s bound to happen.

As soon as I heard that Kevin had never seen this movie, I put it on my queue to rectify that. 

BEST MOVIE ABOUT A DUDE MARRYING HIS 13 YEAR OLD COUSIN EVERRR!!!

I’m probably the last person on the planet still watching Housewives of Atlanta, but those girls’ have their nail game on lock.

ragdoll:

I mean, if you think about it, a million dollar pizza party hosted by Little Caesars’ is really the equivalent of only a $500,000 pizza party because of their Pizza Pizza deal.

I’ve been meaning to reblog that animated gif for a while - I feel like now is the right moment.

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(Source: Spotify)

drinkyourjuice:

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz. he dus. den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”. gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3 gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols. boi runs ova 2 her. she ded </333333333 boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cuz i wona b ur husband!” he screems n frows poptart @ wol….a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd. *** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM***

Working late shift today which can get boring, so I made this animated gif of my niece as Katniss.

My niece is rather serious looking when watching “Kiss The Girl” on my brother’s phone.

kevinnuut:

Not To Be Outdone By Lacey.

Beyonce as a cover image is the only good thing about Facebook.

!!!

I have a lot of work to do today, but I felt like this needed to be first on my priority list.

We are all Beyonce blogs now, right? I am okay with that.

(Source: beyonce)

iena:

The legality of this is just a smidge questionable but he’s got his hazards on so whatever, right? (Taken with instagram)

I uhh….

Your wish is my command.

I drew this using the Paper app on my iPad of what I imagine Kevin is always looking at on his phone.