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Pizza Hut, get fucking real.
Pizza Hut is giving people the chance to deliver a marriage proposal with a side of ranch dressing. The $10,010 Big Dinner Box Proposal includes a red ruby engagement ring, a limo ride to the Pizza Hut of your choice , fireworks, a videographer and a photographer to capture that “Dear God what have you done?” look on her face, and of course, a $10 Pizza Hut dinner box.
This is not an Onion article.
I goofed.
Kevin and I share a google calendar, so that on the rare occasion someone invites us to a social event, we can give an almost immediate RSVP. (Have I told you how much I hate when people RSVP with ‘maybe’ to things like dinner when you need to have a headcount? Seriously, grow some and say yes or no.)
Anyway, Kevin put a coworker’s wedding on our calendar at the end of the month. He’s actually had it up there for at least a week and it wasn’t until today that I realized I already bought us tickets to an event for the same night. I think it will work out as we can go to my event for 2 hours and then the wedding afterwards.
Basically I just needed it documented that I messed up once in my life. It won’t happen again.
Lana Del Rey’s Hunger Games by Holly Laurent of Second City Chicago
This has Lacey written all over it. Also, hilarious.
Goodbye waving bears, because this is my new everything.
And this guy!! Ignore the empty IKEA frames behind me.
Watching a sport game with a gaggle of people at my house. Wearing a huge Giants jersey that a friend brought over .
“PUT ME IN, COACH!”
Do you ever smell something that instantly reminds you of a far off place? And I’m not just talking about obvious ones like the smell of sun screen reminding you of the beach. I was running a couple chores on my lunch break today and had the windows down, and suddenly I got the biggest whiff of France all up in my nose. It was a mix of fresh cut grass, the 70 degree temperature, light winds, and another ingredient I can’t put my finger on. I suddenly saw flat fields and windmills in my mind’s eye.
This happens every so often for me, but it amazes me every time. Oh the wonders of the brain.
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