June 2011
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What a morning!
I woke up this morning knowing that I had a webex scheduled with a client to please them, but also knowing that I had already done everything I knew to do to solve their problem and wouldn’t be able to solve it in the webex - it would simply take further research on my part. However, in tech support, you sometimes just have to do things so that people won’t complain.
Also, I’m...
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Watchhebertbabies:
Vera does hilariously cute stuff all the time, but I’m rarely able to capture it on video. This morning, while I was getting dressed, I turned around and grabbed my phone to catch this gem. Enjoy.
Excuse the messy room.
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Liveblogging our date
Kevin: This restaurant has horrible 3G. I'm going to give it a bad Yelp review.
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Seriously?
I had bought my dad a $50 gift certificate to the car wash he goes to in Denham Springs, LA for Father’s day. I was very pro-active and went on their website June 7th to ensure it would get to me in time for me to put it in the mail to him.
I realized on Friday that I never received it, so I waited to see if it would be in Saturday’s mail and if I still didn’t have it - I would...
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conundrum
morninggloria:
I would like to taste a McDonald’s cheeseburger now, but I wouldn’t like to feel like I’ve eaten a McDonald’s cheeseburger later.
I wish McDonald’s just sold the chemicals that give the food its flavoring in gum form, or as a water additive.
I legit like McDonald’s plain cheeseburgers. Sometimes I don’t want some beefy, organic, juicy burger. I just want an extra...
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Minor announcement
Kevin will be moving into my house next month. Rhonda is moving to Tennessee to be with her boyfriend, so Kevin will live with me to make sure I don’t turn into an old cat lady, minus the cats.
We are already planning on room layouts, designs, colors, and how many bunnies to own (Kevin says 0). I decided to break this news via my tumblr rather than let the magazines have a bidding war for...
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Tricking Your Boyfriend Into Giving You Massages...
Lacey: The dermatologist said I should find someone to rub sunscreen into my back for about 30 mins a day in a massage type motion, since I can't reach it.
Kevin: oh that's weird
Lacey: yeah...but I mean, doctor's orders, y'know?
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Eating and sleeping
Kevin: I would love it if they discovered a way that I didn't have to ever eat or sleep again.
Lacey: That is where you and I differ, sir. You just named the two favorite parts of my day.
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The Weiner/Weiss facebook transcripts
Me: I get mad
Me: because he uses the wrong "to" like 4 times
Me: I thought he was smart....it is so disappointing
Me: I don't care if he was masturbating with one hand at the time....saying "I want too jizz all over you" is annoying
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“At least you can’t get pregnant online.”
– Best comment from the NY Times article about Weiner’s wife’s pregnancy.
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themattsmith:
Beyonce : Countdown
MY...
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Question for the married, been-married, or engaged...
If you did the ‘cake testing’ thing pre-wedding, did you have to prove that you were getting married in any way or pay them anything for that?
I’ve been having a craving for wedding cake for the past few days, and don’t have a wedding to go to anytime soon and had a great idea that Kevin and I could lie our way into eating a bunch of cake samples. Also, is this bad to do?
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Et tu, Weiner? →
So…..that was for sure his dong.