May 2011
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Humor organs
Kevin: How are you feeling?
Lacey: My stomach feels funny.
Kevin: Every part of you wants to be funny, huh?
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littlejbigworld asked: EEK!! Thank you for the follow!! I've been loving your blog since I first started my tumblr a year ago.
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Bra size
Now that I have your attention….
I find it weird that the only size I never remember and have to check is my bra size. I know my shirt size, my pant size, my dress size, my shoe size, my blood type - but I can never remember how big my jugs are.
Also, I am filling out a dress size form for a wedding I’m in later this year, and based on my waist and chest size, I would be a size 0....
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WatchThis video turned me into Cry-ville!
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Sarcasm while the Thor credits were rolling
Lacey: I enjoyed the movie, except for that ugly guy that played Thor. I mean, when he wasn't wearing a shirt-- Gross! amirite?
Kevin: Don't get me started. And Natalie Portman - woof! I'm glad they didn't have her take her shirt off.
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True Confession Tuesday
luciwithani:
These are my current tumblr crushes. You should be following them too. :)
AndShesBack HayGirlHay ILikeYourWigJanice VNeckAndACardigan HiLauren LifeInTheBlueHouse AndyDoesIt MeredithBklyn Lacey
Every time I see that I made someone’s tumblr crush list, I always think in my head, “We did it, Lance. “We did it!”
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I almost fainted
A friend invited me to this outdoor cardio workout this past weekend that was only $5. I get there and scope out the scene. Mostly a “mom” group and they all brought their kids in strollers. When they were passing out the resistance bands, they gave me a more heavy duty one because “I looked like I could handle it.” We start by walking a mile together - I didn’t run...
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Watchmolls:
New episode of The Download is up with guests Rob Delaney and iJustine.
I can’t get over how great these shows are.
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Older coworker after I helped him solve a complex...
Older coworker: Thanks - this is like figuring out a rubik's cube. (no comment about it being before your time)
Lacey: is that a game for PS3?
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Biggest coincidence that will ever happen in my...
Topher’s song post reminded me of this.
Scene: Sophomore year of high school, my birthday week, first class of the day was World History
My friend Michelle comes into the classroom and tells me Happy Birthday and hands me a present. I open it and it’s the They Might Be Giants CD Flood, which I had asked for. I was ecstatic that she had gotten it for me.
Class begins about 5 minutes...
Great app idea
An app that tells you businesses to avoid because they recently did a Groupon. This came about after there was a ridiculous line for kayaking and stand up paddling this morning.
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Brilliance!
My friend Alex posted this on her facebook. This is worth the click-throughs:
Jane Corwin is a Republican running for Congress in NY-26. Check out her website, www.janecorwin.com. Then go to her other site, www.janecorwin.org. Brilliant.
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WatchLook what I tricked Kevin into doing while he was on the phone!!!
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I wish spas offered hair brushing as a service.
haygirlhay:
I would call and make an appointment for a 55 minute brushing session in a heartbeat. And it would be fantastic. Why does this not exist?
Just churning out million dollar ideas on a Wednesday afternoon.
See Kevin - it’s not just me!!
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Anonymous
We have an anonymous suggestion box for HR at our company.
I wonder how long it will take them to figure out that I’m the one submitting all the food-related suggestions.
“Can we get a catered meal in the office every time we have a conference?”
“How about a bowl of M&M’s in the lobby at all times?”
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jhnbrssndn asked: Does Kevin have a Tumblr? </stalking>