April 2011
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Oh no. This is not good.
I was sitting on the bed playing on my laptop when Kevin started looking all over the bed for his cell phone. He kept saying “I know I left it here” and moving comforters, sheets and pillows all around to try and locate it.
After watching his attempts for about 5 minutes, I finally offered to call it for him. When I did, I realized that…
THE PHONE WAS UNDER MY ASS!!
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Make your own princess
savingroundrock:
fleetfootedfox:
jazzonia:
Make your own princess.
teallikethecolor:
Because you know you want to.
Look at me, everyone, I’m a princess who does not know how to dress herself~
What, no skinny jeans or glasses…
It’s me from the cruise!
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Mark Ronson feat. Ghostface “Lose It (In The...
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Lock it up
I am getting more confused by the items that stores choose to “lock up”.
I understand why Target locks up their video games. Those are high dollar items that can easily be slipped in one’s bag unnoticed. I also can understand why perfume gets locked up - another high dollar item that can easily be stolen (however it shouldn’t be THAT expensive unless it was made with...
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401k talk
Lacey: question about my 401K - for the beneficiary form...it has primary and secondary and two spots for each of those... and that confuses me.
HR Benefits Girl: You can split who the $ goes to if something happens to you. And it will go to the primaries and if they are not living then it will go to your secondary beneficaries
Lacey: ah ...so it just splits it 50/50....shit, I don't know if I know 4 people
Lacey Cormier: jk
HR Benefits Girl: HAHA!
HR Benefits Girl: but you don't have to split it. You can leave 100% of it to your mom, for instance
Lacey: yeah. the older I get, the sadder it becomes that my beneficiaries are STILL my parents
Lacey: if I had a cat, it would be my beneficiary
HR Benefits Girl: HAHAH!!
HR Benefits Girl: girl i know
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Just remembered this
On the cruise, Kevin and I went to a bar to actually *gasp* pay for a drink, and this guy comes up to him and says “Hey dude, I like your t-shirt. I like it a lot.”
This guy continued to talk about all things t-shirts for the next 5 minutes, while we awkwardly tried to seem interested. Then he tells us he wants to open an online t-shirt shop and he asked Kevin where he got the shirt...
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The problem with Tumblr tags
Lacey: I just follow a 'Baton Rouge' tag and an 'Austin' tag
Erin: yeah I follow the BR tag too
Lacey: but, the Austin one blows because teenagers that have friends named Austin constantly tag their shit with that
Erin: HAHAHA
Lacey: so I see posts like "Austin wouldn't talk to me at school today. I think he's mad at me."
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Pretty sure my internet usage isn't tracked by...
If so they’d find:
Numerous searches to make sure I spell ‘heroin’ the drug correctly.
Many serial killer information searches.
“Cisco Adler junk pics” from the other day when I completely forgot about Cisco Adler.
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“Take this my egg and hide it somewhere. Perhaps under a log. Or in a shoe. Give...”
– From the Colbert Report tonight
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Let's do this
sarahostey:
So I’ve been one of those creepy lurkers on this thing but I think it’s my time to do some tumble-ing. I’m pretty sure I’m about to have some pretty crazy changes in my life within the next year… So why not share it with tumblr? I’ll share some brief background-
I am engaged and getting married to the love of my life next spring in my home state of Louisiana. Aaron and I have been...
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I Never Win Anything
hoarr:
Bingo. Online Scrabble. The 314 Million Dollar Powerball — my life sucks.
Yet it seems that wherever I look, people are getting free shit all the time from doing practically nothing at all! Recently, I had to deal the constant gloating from local-braggart Lacey over winning a free pizza from Austin’s Pizza. Not only was I jealous over her incredible luck to be overly obsessive with...
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Ice cream
When you are at a super fancy 5-star restaurant that has free soft-serve ice cream, your normal options are vanilla, chocolate or a swirl of the both of them. When I was younger, I always opted for the swirl ice cream. Except apparently I didn’t hear my mother correctly the first time she told me the name of it and I thought she said “squirrel”. I never questioned it really,...
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How to Cruise for cheap(er)
TL;DR:
Alcoholic drinks are stupid expensive on cruise ships. Fill up water bottles with vodka. Fill up iced tea bottles with a liquor that matches the color of iced tea. These things must look sealed in case they are checked. Kevin and I filled up about 4 bottles with vodka and left the rest of the water bottles with water. We put the real water on top of the vodka ones in a large lunch box type...
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Back from the cruise!
Kevin and I returned from the cruise. I have a bunch of ideas/tips for people that have never been on a cruise before and want to not spend a fortune. Kevin will probably disagree with those tips and call me a criminal. I’ll write up that blog in the next few days.
Anyway - two funny(ish) stories before I go into a coma:
1. We sold a water bottle of vodka to some Asian teenagers and we are...
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“You know, it’s weird, but I much rather hear about fellow Tumblrs’ weddings than...”
– Alex Lepoutre
Agree times a billion. I always hope I’m not offending tumblrs when I complain about what my Facebook folks are posting about. I only want to hear about the babies and weddings I care about. I know, I can defriend the facebook people - but that is rude. I’d rather just...
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Trolling
I’m just commenting “good april fools joke” on facebook status messages that aren’t April Fools’ related.
Girl said she was getting her haircut today. “good april fools’ joke”