March 2011
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Major problemo
Scheduled a spa pedicure for after work and just realized that my skinny jeans won’t roll above my calves.
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Girl at work
I’ve mentioned my favorite person when I come in the office a few times now. There was the time she made me feel her boobs after she got her boob job and the time she was openly discussing with me that she wanted to smoke a bunch of pot before her 30th birthday with her office door open.
Today we moved to a discussion about laser hair removal and how she thought she was getting grey pubes...
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“Don’t forget to paint with all the colors of the blue corn moon.”
– Kevin is a modern day Pocahontas
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Things & Stuff
Went to the doctor today because I have been having a mucus-y throat for the past 4 days that has gotten neither better nor worst. I felt like the scum of our healthcare problems when I was told it was just allergies. Whoops.
I’m going on my first vacation in about 3 years this Saturday! I actually can’t even remember my last vacation - I just know it was before I ever moved to...
bigapplediary asked: wow! no questions just a comment. to say i just spent the last 30 minutes sitting at my desk working on tasks related to my job would be a lie. i just spent them stalking your blog and LOL'ing until i started crying and then having to repeat everything i was reading to my co-workers so they could laugh. and then so we could all laugh together. girl, you are funny. so hilarious, in fact -...
Put the computer away, Lacey!
I’m very tempted to ask him if he has any scanned photos of himself from around 8th grade just so I can show you guys what a hottie he used to be. He wouldn’t find that totally fucking weird, right?
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(via pocons)
Ellie Goulding “Only Girl in...
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Watchkevinnuut:
I’ll Just Leave This Here.
Oh, just 20 seconds of Lacey dancing with Kinect. If you are curious, she got five stars and a 93% success rate.
Check out this person craving attention in the middle of the room. EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!
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Dogs vs Children
Kevin and I have been bringing up this same discussion lately. We have friends that have children and we have friends that have dogs and both are not able to freely do anything they want because of these obligations. Which is more time consuming - having a child or having a dog? I am leaving cats out of this discussion since they don’t need to go outside to potty and you can buy that...
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Hard hitting questions
I wonder if there is someone out there that knows and sings every word to Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise” but they get tripped up on the refrain and sing something like:
“Been spending most our life livin’ in a gangsta’s ferret ice”
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WatchI’ve been taking full advantage of my parents’ XBox Kinect while I’m in town.
Anonymous asked: Is that kevin in your avatar? Has anyone told you that he looks like Nick Lachey in it?
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WatchMost adorable baby ever.
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Sometimes I feel so conflicted that I like Tupac...
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Deep in the heart of Texas
There were 4 people I was most looking forward to meeting during SXSW and OMGWTFBBQ they were all amazing IRL:
1. Karin - Kevin’s sister that lives in Nebraska. We had talked online before but I hadn’t met her yet and was nervous that she might be pretentious or not want to do any of the parties with me and Kevin. Totally wrong! She was so much fun and so super nice - I can’t...
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Hayyyy
dosomethingprettywhileyoucan:
seagull:
Tumblr SXSW meet-up today 1 PM @ Clive Bar
Corner of Rainey & Davis, just South of Caesar Chavez close to Red River.
Don’t know if I’ll make it but good to know.
Great use of gif, Heather! See everyone there!
The Internet, you guys...
Met Molls and her mom!!
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I love Tumblr Eat Up!
benita:
I got my Eat Up package last Thursday, but I was so busy this weekend that I didn’t have time to share.
Lacey in Austin sent me Oreo-stuffed chocolate chip cookies! Coincidentally, just a few days before, I had seen the recipe online and was intrigued enough to save the link. Lacey recommended I heat the cookies up in the microwave, and they were great that way, but I have to say they...
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