February 2011
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SXSW Interactive: Funny or Die & Tumblr's LOL... →
thrueyesofarunner:
I wish I lived in Austin to make this Monday night party!
In case you missed it: SXSW Tumblr Party is on Monday night this year.
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I'm dating a nerd.
Lacey: this week has been crazy for me writing scripts for clients
Lacey: I'm waiting for my boss to tell me to stop
Lacey: he doesn't like when we write scripts because he feels like we are getting into consulting's territory
Kevin: lacey.endEvent('writing');
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I haz cat jokes.
Jake: internet cat humor is a little lost on me though
Lacey: you don't get the humeow
Jake: ok, I'll give you that one
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Topic of suicide
I have a friend that was supposed to be visiting me in Austin this weekend, but she got some tragic news that her aunt and uncle ended their lives this morning. There are usually an endless number of questions when someone takes their own life that always seem to be unanswered. I am reposting the following for my friend, but also for anyone who thinks of suicide or has lost someone to suicide. An...
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“In 2011 he proposed, in House Bill 14, to amend Georgia state criminal code so...”
– Bobby Franklin’s wikipedia page, ladies and gents!
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kevinnuut asked: Is your pops a drug dealer because you are dope.
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# of phone numbers I have in my cell phone of people that I met on tumblr.
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Massages
Robbie: I just scheduled a massage at 11am tomorrow :)
Robbie: this therapist, Evan, is amazing!
Robbie: he told me last time that the more I take off, the better the massage would be haha
Lacey: wait what?
Lacey: clothes or fat?
Robbie: lol clothes
Lacey: hahaha I was about to say...I'd be so offended
Lacey: "the less you weigh, the better the massage feels"
Robbie: well he might tell you that
Lacey: "can't really reach those muscles with all this fat over them" and I'm like eating a hot dog in the massage room as he tells me that
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What about her feet?
I was discussing with Mandie how two of my posts have been reblogged to this BourbonSt blog (Warning: NSFW!!)
Lacey: my coffee picture and picture of my parents are there AMIDST BOOBIES AND NAKED GIRLS IN BARS
Mandie: (after viewing it) Where are her shoes?
Lacey: I love that the only thing that bothers you about a fully naked girl in a bar is that she isn’t wearing shoes.
Mandie: Bars...
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TMI Tuesday
I have an older coworker (in her 60s or 70s) and we always (sarcastically) explain acronyms to her. If we are chatting with her and say “LOL” we then immediately follow it with “that means laughing out loud, btw - oh and that means by the way”. She always says things back like “You guys think I’m so old and I don’t know those, but I do.”
Imagine my...
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Things not to say to a loved one on Valentine's...
sharingtime:
“You know what we should do tonight? Have an argument.”
“Of all the people I’ve settled for, you’re the one I feel the least horrible about wasting my time with.”
“You got me a present? Still doesn’t make up for forgetting my birthday.”
“Let’s spray whipped cream on each other later and not even think about the repercussions of supporting the factory farms that pump the cows full...
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heatherpattern asked: What nail blogs do you follow?
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Loser central
Kevin's mom on speakerphone: We can't do breakfast tomorrow as planned, can we reschedule to Saturday night?
Kevin: Let me get Lacey to check the calendar and see what we have...
Me: Yeah, we can do Saturday night.
Kevin: Looks like all of Sunday is free as well.
Kevin's mom: Alright either one works for us.
Kevin: Or we can do tonight - we actually don't have a single plan this weekend except for a meal with you.
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WatchBlessid Union of Souls “I Believe”
FLASHBACK FRIDAY!!
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