July 2010
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And just like that...
I am now friends with my grandmother on facebook. Her friend request came at 5:11am.
TECH-MOLOGY!
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On Unsolved Mysteries...
“Hugh was last seen on [insert date here], he is 5’8, grey hair, and is missing his thumb and his forefinger on his right hand”
Alright, so look out for an average height guy with grey hair, everyone!
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hoarr asked: Not too sure why, but this made me think of you today:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZJdhmsfbPg&feature=player_embedded
I laff'd and lol'd.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZJdhmsfbPg&feature=player_embedded
I laff'd and lol'd.
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Migraine then nyquil then nap
Then set an alarm to make sure I don’t miss Teen Mom.
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Robbie →
BTW - My smile friday post was of me and my best gay Robbie at my house yesterday being stupid. Also, I wanted to see how much I had posted about him and searched my own blog for it and I’ve been laughing at most of these posts. Maybe you will too.
I just flushed the shit out of that toilet
t-drag:
Literally.
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'Miss' of the Flies
There is this fly that has been flying around my head for the past 3 days. I can’t seem to kill it and it’s making me so agitated. It also annoys me that the reason it’s in our apartment is because they said they were doing the annual “dryer duct cleaning” and the guy who did it came in all loud (I work from home so that was aggravating on it’s own) and then he...
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The ultimate party chair →
Sent this to Whitney with the comment of “I can’t stop laughing” and she responded with “Ummmmm, let’s have a CAR WASH and buy that freakin thing!!!”
I don’t know if I’ve said it before, but I absolutely love the way Whitney’s brain works.
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Best Wiki ever
brianvan:katiebakes:hellofriend:
“On a cool, clear night, typical in Southern California, Warren G is traveling around his neighborhood, searching for women to have sex with. He’s chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.
Nate Dogg, however, has just arrived in Long Beach, seeking Warren. Ironically, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. He insists to the women that...
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“My tone and expression were that of a battered dog on a Sarah...”
– drink your juice
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Actors with the same first name confuse Erin
Erin: lacey, what is the name of the bachelor host guy? also, what is the name of the to catch a predator host guy?
Lacey: chris harrison. chris hansen
Erin: oh boy
Erin: that's tough to remember
Lacey: much like patrick dempsey/patrick duffy
Erin: exactly
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We Landed on the Moon
If you live in Austin and don’t have plans this FRIDAY, you should join me at The Ghost Room for Syd’s brother’s band We Landed on the Moon. I think they go on at 11pm.
Less Money, Mo Problems
Imagine my shock to learn that my utility bill (for water, electricity, trash etc.) was $341 for a house that I’m not even living in yet. I was about to cry thinking about how high it will be when we actually move in and are using said electricity and water.
Then I saw that $200 was for a deposit. Oh, right. My bad.
VOMIT ON MY SCREEN!
I’m about 90% certain my parents follow this blog, so if they do, I hope they are okay with me posting this…
I was just emailing back and forth with my mom about her and my dad coming to help me move into the new house at the end of the month. She asked if I had an extra bed for them or if they’d need to get a hotel. I told them I haven’t yet bought a futon for the guest...
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January Jones and Jason Sudeikis dating? →
No. No. No. No. No. No.
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Trigger-happy with replies
Often I’ll send someone an email, and then they’ll reply a few hours or a day later. I always have access to email - via phone or if I’m at work I just constantly have gmail open. However, I don’t like to feel like a crazy email fanatic, so when they reply I’ll be like “I’ll just wait a few hours before replying so I don’t seem like a creep.”
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Misunderstandings, I haz them
About 30 minutes ago, I thought “Hey body, let’s walk over to the refrigerator and pick out an apple to eat” and my body was like “Rad idea, brain!”
Then I did something else…maybe went to the bathroom.
Just now I realized that I never ate that apple and I thought “You lied to me, body, you promised an apple.” And then body was like “I know,...
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A bucket of puke called, it wants its face back.
That was my favorite insult in high school.
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Picture it...
I’m currently trying to convince the other telecommuters in my department to go into the office tomorrow for the benefits meeting and because they are having FREE PIZZA. No one cares about the free pizza but me though.
Lacey: you don’t want free pizza, lynn? Lynn: no, i dont think so
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Grab bag post #2332
1. I don’t hide the fact that I hate rollercoasters/thrill rides. I don’t find that “about to die/adrenaline rush” feeling fun as most do. Anytime I go on a ride like that, I immediately feel a sense of relief once it is over and I have no feelings of wanting to “do it again”. This can also be combined with my fear of heights. Let’s just throw this into...
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