June 2010
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meters-per-year-deactivated2010 asked: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
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Great idea #43431
Everyone should queue a post to be published in a year. That way if you die between now and then, you will freak everyone the fuck out.
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“I gave my cat a bunch of food and said ‘Bye baby! Mama’s gonna be...”
– Whitney
Mark-Paul Gosselaar Files for Divorce →
*sprays mouth-spray*
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Oopsie
You know when you have an itch on your arm, and you start scratching it…and let’s say you are in a room with other people and you are all talking, and then you feel a bit of moisture on your hand and you think “Oh yeah, there was a very small scab there, I am probably bleeding a small amount” so then you cover where the scab was with your hand whilst never looking at it and...
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Hey! There's a meet-up tonight!
seagull:
Cedar Door at 9PM. Me and the ole ball and chain o’ love will be in attendance. Hope to see many of you awesome Austinites there!
Since we made jello shots last night, I should be able to make it and be on time. :)
Watchgenevieveclare:
Teen Mom Season 2 Trailer
Little Bintley is getting a new daddy.
RHOOOOONNDDDDAAAA!!!
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Awesome sighting
Almost forgot to mention that I saw a fucking MOUSE riding a CAT riding a DOG this weekend - I saw it in person randomly as I was walking out of the Ritz downtown. My jaw just dropped open and I stared in amazement.
I kind of forgot about it and then Kevin decided to google it and apparently it’s like a thing. That is the mouse/cat/dog combo I saw. We thought the guy was homeless, but most...
You eat shit for breakfast?
Trey (to Liz): i get it - you are a man in a woman's body
Trey: welcome to the club
Lacey: trey - you are in a woman's body?
Trey: wait! that came out wrong
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IMPORTANT ADULT QUESTION!
We’re all adults here so when you are eating the cracker lunchables (not the delicious pizza ones), what order do you put everything?
Cracker then meat then cheese?
Cracker then cheese then meat?
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Spam email
Sometimes when gmail fails and it allows spam to go to my inbox, then my brain will fail and not realize it’s spam and click on it. Then I’m like “I don’t remember hiring a divorce lawyer - my marriage is fine!” And then I remember I’m not married. Got me again, spam! Got me again!
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“Eric Lodwick: the other white meat”
– Heather
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Genna's blog: Sin Bin: Redecorating Edition
me: I'm so excited to go look at this furniture. I think the dresser and the console are going to be exactly what we're looking for.
Pete: Yeah, they look great and I think the dimensions are perfect. Thanks so much for doing all the craigslist searching.
me: You're welcome. Thanks for letting me buy all of it.
[Twenty minutes later while carrying the furniture two blocks]
me: Why are you trying to make me drop it? Stop going so fucking fast! I can't see over your fat head.
Pete: I'm sorry you're fucking retarded and don't know how to walk.
me: I'm sorry you're deliberately leaning all the weight on my side and pushing me off the curb. I'm two seconds away from making you carry this yourself.
Pete: I hate you.
me: I hate you back and hope this falls on your foot.
[Two hours later when our living room is set up and looks amazing]
me: It looks so good! Thanks for setting up all the cords. I love it, babe.
Pete: It's like we have a new apartment! You are so good with this stuff.
me: I think our moving alter egos came out again today.
Pete: Oh they definitely did.
me: That reminded me of the day we moved in. I can't believe we've been here more than a year.
Pete: I know, I got nostalgic when you told me you were going to push me down the stairs with the dresser if I didn't slow down.
You can find me tonight at the Justin Timberlake...
rhondalynn:
This usually takes place in my car but tonight I’m bringing my skills to the Alamo. They call me lake.. timber timber timberlake.
My best friend, ladies and gents.
I'm having the same conversation with Liz
Lacey: : I can't wait for the party barge and peeing in the lake.
Rhonda: I love to pee in the lake!!
Lacey: ME TOO!!!!
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My dream job would probably be...
Manager of a Chili’s! Free skillet queso whenever I wanted AND if anyone complained to me about the service or the food- I would just explain to them “Hey! It’s the fucking Chili’s” then continue eating my skillet queso.
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“I won’t be able to paint much longer. Between the no A/C and these fumes,...”
– Rhonda’s boyfriend started painting a room in my house but the city still hasn’t turned on my electricity and water (they are supposed to today). I just had to post this because I sound like a slave driver.
Poppa Bear:
erinnicole:
Today marks one year since my dad passed away. I know, how sucky, right? Yesterday on my run, the song “Crazy” came on my pod and it almost stopped me in my tracks. (It was the ringtone I had for when he called. He was labeled “Andre 3000” in my phone- he didn’t know who Andre 3000 was but loved the name.) I thought about all the things that had happened in the last year, the things...
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I'm already so stinking excited about this week
There is a lot of money flying out of my pockets these days, but it’s worth it:
Just went and bought paints and painting supplies on my lunchbreak with my roommate’s boyfriend who is going to paint a few rooms in my new house. He will start that this week.
He is also helping me find a good, used lawnmower and he will cut my grass this week after I buy one.
Thursday night, Rhonda (my...
Dear Lacey,
erinnicole:
I changed my avatar picture. Not because of your message earlier, but I just felt the bathing suit picture had its run and it was time for something new. Just letting you know because I know it confuses you when someone changes their picture.
Kisses,
E
I sat here for 20 minutes staring at the avatar before reading this and was confused. Thanks for the explanation.
