May 2010
May 31st
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May 30th
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I'm an idiot.
I begged my boss to let us all go home early (okay technically we are already home, but you know get off of work early) since it’s a holiday weekend. He sent an email out to the whole team that said if one person volunteered to work until 5 and answer phones then he’d let everyone else go and that person could have 3 hours off at a later date. I volunteered to stay. LOLLERCOASTER!...
May 28th
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Listenmichaelikesit: Shai - If I Ever Fall In Love
May 28th
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The other (and better) Lacey of tumblr wrote about... →
It is a great read!
May 28th
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May 28th
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Land Before Time deals with racism
Littlefoot: Why can't I play with that three-horn? We were having fun.
Littlefoot's Mother: Well, we all stick to our own kinds. The three-horns, the spike-tails, the swimmers, the flyers... we never do anything together.
Littlefoot: Why?
Littlefoot's Mother: Because we're different. It's always been that way.
May 28th
May 27th
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Request
Can someone write up an official looking scientific document that states that Reese’s Pieces are good for weight loss? I know, I just asked you to do it, so what is the point? I set my clocks fast so I won’t be late for things— I’m all about tricking myself.
May 27th
“You were probably Miss Dick Liftin’ Louisiana in 2005.”
– Lee
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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Celeb gossip
Lacey: OMG
Lacey: brittany murphy's husband was found dead
Ashley: (at same time) brittany murphy's husband?
Ashley: hahahha
Lacey: LOL
Ashley: i just heard on the way to work
Lacey: i'm so predictable
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 21st
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I can't stop.
I saw those Tabby videos which were obnoxious and annoying, but now I can’t stop thinking about her. What the fuck? Meme in my head, fer daze.
May 21st
t-drag asked: I was wondering earlier today if you still had those tupperware thingies that you got at the White Elephant gathering. I was thinking they may be great in your new house. ^_^
May 21st
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My weird family dynamics
((On facebook, there is a picture of me and my older/middle brother at prom - and no we didn't go together, then these comments are below it))
Oldest brother: When did you and Trevor date?
Me: All my life.
Cousin Kyle: While I was banging her.
Cousin Kyle: Oh wait. She already said that.
May 21st
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I think Left Eye was the hottest member of TLC.
Discuss?
May 21st
May 21st
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Intense zombie discussion is taking place at Gompr’s going away party.
May 21st
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WatchWatch
I posted this on tumblr on December 13th, 2007. It’s from 2004. Look at me - I’m like a monkey trying to entertain a room of people. (Favorite part of this video is still Jason saying “Heh, DO IT!”)
May 20th
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May 20th
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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“Secret: I’m so stoned. Sooo stoooned. Please only blog that quote...”
– Not who you are thinking.
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
Rich girl problem
When you get a manicure, they massage your hands and arms with lotion then have you “wash your hands” which removes the lotion and your natural hand oils and leaves them way more dry than before. Just needed to vent about this.
May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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Brother
When my older brother was 5 years old and the power went out at home (a very common occurrence in South Louisiana), he told my mom “This house is broken, it’s time to move.” What a fucking idiot, right?
May 17th
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May 16th
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
May 13th