February 2010
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NSFW
Rhonda went to Nashville for the weekend to hang out with her boyfriend and has entrusted me with her dog’s care. I just took a shower and let him in the bathroom with me. About mid-shower I felt like someone was watching me, and I look down and sure enough he is peeping through one side of the shower curtain.
I can see we are going to have some trust issues.
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It is 1:02pm
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Confession:
jenmcnasty:
So when people first started blogging about WWF I LEGIT thought they were referring to WWF wrestling. Lacey was the first person to start talking about it and I think she even said something about WWF at work. I couldn’t understand why:
She was doing this at work
She even watched wrestling
She admitted to it via blog
I continued to see updates about WWF until it FINALLY hit me...
my-own-melt asked: apolo ohno yawns when HE works out/wins medals. you're in good company
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Yawning
I know yawning isn’t when someone is peaking in attractiveness, but I think I am exceptionally bad looking when I yawn. I even had an ex go so far as to tell me to “please never yawn again.”
I yawn a lot when I workout. Perhaps it is some sort of weird oxygen intake that my body needs? I’m not sure. I just know that I had a personal trainer that asked me if he was boring...
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Oh my God, Karen.. you can’t just ask people why they’re white.
– National Mean Girls Quote Day
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GPOYW
No real need for me to post one since I’ve already bombarded you with pictures of me this week. Here they are in case you forgot what I looked like:
Snow
Snow
With Vera
Cell phone service
Laser Tag
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SNOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Apparently it hasn’t hit all of Austin yet though. I was telling my coworker Chris about the snow:
Chris: is it?
Chris: let me see
Chris i see sleet on my deck
Chris: i might be able to build a “sleetman” eventually if this keeps up
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Seatbelts
I started the weekend with 5 seatbelts in my car. I ended the weekend with only 3. Instead of friends calling “shotgun” when heading to my car, they called “seatbelt”. I gambled with all of their lives this weekend and it was a thrill. When I was down to 4 seatbelts, I did suggest that the two window backseat passengers hold hands so that the middle passenger wouldn’t...
Sorry in advance...
If you enable photo replies, then you will get a picture of Pizza Hut Hershey’s dunkers from me.
Erin writes about our friend Lauren →
Ok (hopefully) my last post about Erin’s bachelorette weekend. Erin had a really good write-up of how Lauren kept the weekend funny and interesting. (click link above)
Also: Another common occurrence from this weekend that was spawned from Housewives of Orange County - Lynn’s daughter is an overdramatic and emotional 17 year old who constantly tells her parents things like “This...
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Rhonda and her mom on grad school
Her mom: Have you made friends in school yet?
Rhonda: High school - check!
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You broke Billy’s heart!
– All of Billy’s friends to Lauren
It’s called an ‘NRB’… A no reason boner
– Random guy at the bar
I don’t appreciate you talking during Britney!
– Lauren
I saw it written once that the definition of insanity is repeating the same...
– Joe Stack’s internet note
Internet note left by Joe Stack, the man linked to today’s plane crash:...
– statesman (via katie-mac)