January 2011
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December 2010
behindthelevee asked: Just realized you have submissions enabled. I'm not going to act hastily though. I'm going to keep you on your toes, waiting for strike when you least expect it.
behindthelevee asked: Just realized you have submissions enabled. I'm not going to act hastily though. I'm going to keep you on your toes, waiting for strike when you least expect it.
nesbittslimesoda-deactivated201 asked: Your avatar is of you as an astronaut, so I need to know: What is your all time favorite space mission?
nesbittslimesoda-deactivated201 asked: Your avatar is of you as an astronaut, so I need to know: What is your all time favorite space mission?
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Social Abstinence.
kevinnuut:
As of January 1st, I’ll be taking a vacation from all social networks for a month. My reasons are entirely random and meaningless. I’ll probably only last 5 days then complain about it. We already know the trending. I really hope nothing interesting happens before February…
In Kevin’s absence, I will be social network slutting it up.
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WatchAnother one
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WatchMy favorite thing about SNL these days is the Miley Cyrus show when she shows clips from her movies.
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WatchMy favorite thing about SNL these days is the Miley Cyrus show when she shows clips from her movies.
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My magical SUV
“Your car is magical! It kept your SS card and birth certificate safe and then it fixed it’s own A/C. That’s great.” - Rhonda
It’s true! I told Rhonda about 2 Christmas miracles that occurred to me. Back story on both: I thought I lost my Social Security card and my birth certificate and thought it would be near impossible to get new ones issued without the other....
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Bitch culture
I don’t know when it became popular or cool on tumblr to be a bitch. It annoys me so much to see people put someone down to try and make themselves look cool. High school antics, etc.
There are certain tumblrs that I’ve unfollowed due to their constant meanness towards others (on tumblr), yet they still grace my dashboard occasionally because people like to reblog them. It honestly...
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Interrupting all the Christmas posts on tumblr
…to post about something I remembered from my recent trip to my new dentist.
He walks in and is examining my mouth and then he asked me to bite down so he could see what my bite looks like.
I follow his command.
Dentist: “Is uhh are you biting down? Is that your bite?”
As if I was about to say “Nah, just messing with you, doc- I was doing an impression of a homeless...
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Some pet peeves
Girls that wear their hair down at the gym. If it’s too short to put up, that is one thing. Otherwise, I assume you are either not really working out, so what are you doing here in the first place or you don’t sweat and I think you need to see a doctor about that.
People who have never been to a Subway food chain and are in front of me in the ordering line at Subway. Every time they...
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Running the bases with TSA, or "How I... →
If you read nothing else today, please click this link and read it. Christine Friar has made my day.
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Not this time, migraine!
I felt a migraine coming on earlier, so I took a prescription migraine pill, downed 2 caffeine beverages and I am feel soooooooo good and loopy now.
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Not this time, migraine!
I felt a migraine coming on earlier, so I took a prescription migraine pill, downed 2 caffeine beverages and I am feeling soooooooo good and loopy now.
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Something I google at least once a week
“Food Delivery [my zip code]”
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Salt-n-Pepa Tour Dates and Locations
2011
JANUARY 15 Toledo, OH 16 Merryville, IN 21 Hawaii
FEBRUARY 4 Cleveland, OH 5 Buffalo, NY 11 Miami, FL 12 New Orleans, LA 18 Philadelphia, PA 19 Baltimore, MD 25 Jacksonville, MS 26 Washington, DC
MARCH 4 Columbia, SC 5 Baton Rouge, LA 11 Memphis, TN 12 St. Louis, MO 18 Nashville, TN 19 Atlanta, GA 25 Richmond, VA 26 Dallas, TX
Does. anyone. want. to. go. to. Dallas. with. me?
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The stereotype is true!
I just remembered how excited I was earlier when I saw the plumber’s buttcrack. Possibly more excited than when he fixed my water heater!
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Probably didn't warrant this kind of response
Mallonee (coworker): did you know the mcdonald's by the office is closed?
Lacey: WHAT?!!???!
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Check-up vs. Teeth Cleaning
I had no idea that there was a difference between a checkup at the dentist and a cleaning. When you are supposed to go every 6 months, why would you separate the two?
I thought I was going in for a cleaning this morning, but it was just for a dental hygienist and a dentist to tell me I gave great gums and teeth but a lousy jaw and teeth formation and then give them monies.
So lame.
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A family story
All of my board games are stored in a closet in my parents’ house - I have many that I’ve never even opened. Tonight we decided to break out one called “Pop 5” which is basically like the game Cranium with a twist. Anyway, during the game my dad was trying to get my mom to guess the phrase “Talk to the hand” by acting it out with no words. She repeatedly guessed...
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