May 2009
My first craigslist posting* →
*that wasn’t in the M4T section
“Farting in your sleep has to be the laziest thing you can do.”
– bf’s brother
This morning so far
Thinking of Erin and Chris - their father (who we all refer to as just “Andre”) is having surgery this morning
Slowly getting myself ready for human interaction because we have a CEO quarterly conference in the office today in 2 hours
Consuming massive amounts of coffee
Might be selling 2 tickets to the Animal Collective show at Stubb’s on June 5th
My (low fat) mayonnaise expires in 2 days. What...
Ugh why can't I be more graceful?
So we all remember my falling incident at the bar 2 weeks ago which caused a huge bruise on my knee. Then this past weekend, I jumped off the boat into the water but was unaware that it wasn’t that deep. I hit some rocks and now have some scrapes on my foot and more bruises.
I’m meeting my boyfriend in Houston next weekend for a fancy-dancy engagement party for one of his friends. It...
Parents visitation
Lacey: Mom, remember how you used to always buy Sparkling Grape Juice for family functions for me and my brothers?
Mom: Yeah, you kids loved that stuff. I didn't want you to feel left out...
Lacey: ...of our alcoholic family?
Dad: No, she just didn't want to drink alone.
Memorial
I had a good long weekend. Now I’m sunburnt and have to get someone to drive me to my car on my lunchbreak.
Drunk game night at my place!!!!
lulz
Paul: My new Nikon D90 is listed as delivered!
Lacey: thanks for buying me that nikon
Lacey: super nice of you
Paul: Just send me pics of hot girls' boobs, cuz that's all I was gonna do anyway
Parents' visit
Alright, Austinites, I need your help. Parents are coming in town Friday - Sunday (leaving monday morning) - and I need suggestions of what we can do that is family friendly. I was going to take them to Mt. Bonnell, The Oasis, kayaking, to see the bats, maybe a movie at the Alamo Drafthouse…and I am running out of ideas. My parents are pretty chill and down for most things, but that...
"That's on old meme" →
Stop being “that person” that discovers cool internet things years after everyone else. I could have used this when I worked with Ross. I’d discover the coolest thing on the internet and try to show him and he’d be all “Yeah that was hilarious…in 1997!”
I graduated (the 1st time) from college 3 years...
(via erinnicole)
Aw that means I did too, then! Remember how we walked to the ceremony from really far away and thus were all nasty and sweaty for pictures? I will submit evidence shortly.
Me and the bf come up with new ways to express our...
Lacey: isle of view
Jake: aisle a few
Lacey: elephant poo
Jake: olive ewe
Lacey: elephant turds
Jake: pachyderm shit
Deborah Cox - Absolutely Not
This was the gay...
My parents are coming to Austin this weekend!
I’m excited because they haven’t been here since they moved me back in August.
“i saw two baby leopards today. how come leopard is pronounced leppard and...”
– lilyroseallen on twitter
LOOK AT ALL THESE POSTS ABOUT THE AUSTIN TUMBLR...
Heather: i love how much our meet-up contrasts with the NYC ones
theirs are so polished, everyone is dressed up
us? "Let's grab some burr and play casual!"
Lacey: soooo austin
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Lacey: I need to consider getting a cardboard cutout mills so i don't have to photoshop as much
Heather: that would be the ultimate amazement
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Conversation that hasn't happened yet:
Lacey: sorry mills!
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“It’s forever young. And it’s not about high tech, and it’s not...”
– Roy Spence, co-founder, chairman, and CEO of GSD&M about Austin in Austin Monthly
Black&blue&purple
My saturday night was spent at a gay bar and as I was trying to go request a super gay song (I might post it later), I missed a step and fell with all of that impact on one knee. I now have the largest bruise I think I’ve ever acquired and it hurts to walk up and down stairs. Oh yeah and I live on the 3rd floor of my apartment complex. FML!
