March 2009
…it’s mainly the fact that very few people read this blog…
– Mills in an email over a year ago
Oh, how things have changed in one year…
(also I was going to post this before I saw Syd posted about Mills today. He is just soooo popular)
Where do you live?
I promise to:
jennabee:
Never refer to a person — any person, but especially someone who was unfortunate enough to make my acquaintance on the Internet — as “a reader.” I mean, Jesus Christ. [If we want to get technical, I’d refer to them as “a person who regularly visits a dashboard upon which my cunty rants and photographs of distraught celebrities occasionally land” but I won’t even do that.]
Start a...
Austin Rodeo and Carnival
Rhonda and I went - and they had a booth where you could pay $5 and take a picture with a monkey. I figured it was the best use of $5 ever.
I’ve been mentally debating whether I should post the picture of what the monkey did to me, or if I should go to Walgreens, scan it in, print a bunch of copies, and mail people a copy of it to see in all it’s glory. I chose the latter. Send me...
Gmail Theme Attention Deficit Disorder
n. Abbr GTADD
A syndrome characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness to change Gmail theme daily, a short attention span for Gmail theme, and interfering especially with academic, occupational, and social performance.
Usage: Lacey has GTADD and cannot keep a Gmail theme longer than 48 hours.
linkedin.com
Erin: I'm linkedin to you
Erin: This better not hurt my career!
Remember The Box music channel? →
I was about to wish that they’d bring this back, but then I remembered the internet.
Text the cell!!!
Jake’s 15 year old cousin added me as a friend on facebook recently and her updates bring so much joy to my life. It’s so weird to see how far removed I am from being 15. Every family function of his that I have been to, she will be sitting in a corner glued to her phone and text messaging her friends - typical teenager behavior I suppose.
Her last updates:
is tired from track...
I’m learning so many new things from living with them. Like I learned what...
– Megan talking about living with teh gheys
SXSW Comedy + my rap career
I went to a comedy show last night. There weren’t a lot of people there, so when Lauren, Alena, Rhonda, Megan, and I got there, we took to the first row of seating which everyone had neglected for standing. Every other comic was funny - there was one from Last Comic Standing and another who appears regularly on Conan. Each comic mentioned us or talked to us in their act - about how hot girls...
Srsly.
I need a month long vacation.
Road Trip crew left this morning. They were super nice and kept me very entertained for 2 days.
Dave - you’d better get a sweet Texas tattoo and a belt buckle (and remember, this can be an all-in-one deal)
Road trip
The road trip crew is an hour away from my apartment right now. Let me know if you are in Austin and want to meet up tonight or tomorrow.
Nutria
I almost hit one on I-10… LOL Louisiana