January 2009
Recalled Peanut products →
Open letter to the person(s) who broke into my...
Thanks for picking the coldest fucking day of the year. It was lots of fun attempting to pick up the broken glass (only to realize it was far too much), and wiping the freezing water off the car so the tape we were using to tarp up the missing window would stick, all while losing all feeling in our fingers.
I hope you die in the “winter storm” we are having tonight.
Cheers!
Lacey
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This is my new favorite piece of workout equipment →
Anyone want to lend me like nigh tee figh dollahs?
“Jai Ho” A.R. Rahman
From Slumdog...
30 Rock Prompts Predictable Wikipedia Lockdown →
In case you were confused of why I posted Janis Joplin’s wikipedia page last night..
Former coworker always sends me these types of txt...
Message 1: just a reminder that tomorrow is ‘hug a retard’ day, so don’t freak out like you did last year. nobodys tryin 2 hurt u!
Message 2: Are you ok? Call me asap! I saw the short bus flipped over on TV and I know you don’t like to wear your helmet cause it’s hard to lick the windows.
At what point do I start to think that she might REALLY think I’m...
Foodzie. It's like Etsy, but for food. →
(via sporkorfoon : betterthancupcakes)
This is amazing!
“Someone told me Evian backwards is ‘naive.’ I’m afraid to...”
– Shawn Perlman
“Just bought ticket to a Seven Pounds in England. The box office guy was like...”
– Shawn Perlman
Megan, on not having a cell phone
Lacey: that is too long to be phoneless
Megan: you are so right
Megan: i feel cut off from the world
Megan: plus i can't tumbl like i want to
Megan: like today i wanted to do a picture of me hugging something and i couldnt even do it
Spelling
I think that I am a pretty good speller. However, there are certain words that I always have to dictionary.com myself on. For the purposes of this entry, I will try to spell them without any help…
Rhyme
Karaoke
Rhythm
Diarrhea
If I think of more, I’ll add to this post.
Is Obama President? →
via ramblinginsomniac
Shocking!
I have way too much static electricity. Perhaps I drag my feet too much, but really I am unsure why I’m so charged all the time. EVERY single time I touch anything metal, I always brace myself and prepare for the shock. Often, if I have long sleeves on, I will cover my hand before grabbing the doorknob or before shutting my car door.
Rhonda told me she gets worried that when she goes to...
I didn't have anything to do with it, I swear →
peterwknox:
But Paul Blart: Mall Cop is #1 this weekend at the Box Office. That is where we are people. I have to believe Defiance, Slumdog, and even Gran Torino are tons better than the rest of the list. Sadly, this isn’t how things work.
Wow! Never did I think this movie could make #1. Incredible.
Uh oh!
I tried to start doing my taxes last night, and I realized that my job has my wrong SSN. Hopefully that isn’t a BIG deal to get corrected.
DWI numbers linked to Austin bars in 2008
scttkrkwd:
Here is the list of bars, with the number of times during 2008 that the bar was cited by drunken-driving suspects: Rain, 217-B W. Fourth St., 28 Oilcan Harry’s, 211 W. Fourth St., 28 The Ranch, 708 W. Sixth St., 26 Lucky Lounge, 209 W. Fifth St., 19 Cedar Street, 208 W. Fourth St., 19 The Library, 407 E. Sixth St., 18 Third Base, 1717 W.Sixth, 17 Blind Pig, 317 E. Sixth St., 16 ...
Jay Parkinson: Dude, my friend was almost on that flight! He got to the airport early and took the one before it.
Charles Forman: Oh shit! He could have been mildly inconvenienced and wet.