July 2008
WatchI made this short video (00:25) with the help of my roommate’s dog, Beau, tonight.
June 2008
About damn time!
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Apples
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Does that include specialists?
Toolbars
I just sat through a 2 hour demo for some homebanking service. I couldn’t pay attention because the demo-er’s browser had google toolbar and yahoo toolbar.
Watchvia ImprovEverywhere
My favorite part is Windows 95. Only thing that would have topped that is Windows ME with a Netscape Navigator browser.
Moving is hard to do.
Jake: this moving thing is weird. it's almost like dating a terminal patient, trying to figure out how to make the best of each day you have left until you move to that big IT job in the sky.
Jake: or DE-luxe apartment
Whoopsie!
I remember a day in high school when we had to fill out an “Emergency contact” form for some field trip we were going on. We didn’t have to get our parents to sign, but we had to put down some contact numbers for them.
My dad had just changed jobs and I didn’t know his new work number, so next to “Father:” I wrote “beats me?!”. I realize after...
Heelarious Heels for Babies →
Good! Babies were looking a little too stumpy. This will give them some length. Something tells me Rhonda (sorry, no link, she’s not a tumblr-er)’s kids will wear these.
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I’m in Austin!
Fiona Apple “Sleep to Dream”
You say...
Boss is very tumbl-worthy this morning
Boss: hey, you got a few minutes to talk to Rick at [Vendor company] about the DVDs?
Lacey: let me go pee
Lacey: and then yes
Boss: okay, TMI
Lacey: it's just a #1...that's not TMI...taking a dump would be TMI
I'm buying an external hard drive from my brother.
Lacey: well it looks like i'll be buying one from my brother
Lacey: he bought a 500 gb one that he doesn't use anymore...so he's going to sell it to me for $50
Lacey: maybe i can paint it pink
Boss: sweet
Boss: just get a can of hot pink spray paint and that will do the trick. Make sure that you spray into all of the connections where you plug the power and USB cable in, you certainly don't want to miss those spots. Spray the cables leading to the laptop too.
Irony is...
…my boss getting a knife for his birthday but not being able to get it out of the plastic because he needed a knife.
my roommate who is a teacher and not working this...
Rhonda: alright, going to clean the dishes... I guess I'm the housewife and you're the bread-winning husband
Rhonda: I'll be sure to have on a sexy little dress and a cute apron when you come home
Rhonda: love you honey!
Paul Hebert - “Don’t You Lie to...
boyfriend burn
Jake: So is that picture of us your new favorite?
Lacey: No, my face is all blurry in it.
Jake: I know, I thought that made it better.
“I urge all women to own at least their basic black ballet flat. Do it! People...”
– Mindy “Ephron” Kahling on her blog convincing girls to buy London Soles
Internet lingo
Older woman at work: What does TMI mean?
Lacey: Too much information.
Older woman at work: Oh ok. And what does LOL mean?
Lacey: Laugh out loud
Older woman at work: I thought it meant 'Lots of Luck'
Breakfast
I’m in love with grits again.
they make no sense when drunk
Luke (looking at redneck singing karaoke at Park Place): You know what I need? A hat with flames on it.
Jake: Yeah
Luke: You know why?
Jake: Yeah. Because you can't put that shit out!
commitments
Erin: I updated my facebook status so that I'm now in a relationship.
Erin: There is no turning back now..
Erin: EVER!
Lacey: I know exactly how you feel.
Lacey: I started parting my hair on the other side, and it's such a huge commitment.
Erin: oh my goodness!!
Erin: it really is!
