March 2008
Les
Boss: Les Miles has a myspace
Boss: I offered him my friendship.
“Every time you sniff and say somebody has ‘too much free time,’ the part of you...”
– twitter / merlin mann (via nikography)
lame bachelor party
Scott: i think he just doesnt like tipping, so thats why he doesnt like strip clubs
love the reference
Jason: i've been avoiding gchat for a while because of school work
Lacey: yeah, that's probably a good thing
Jason: i'm further behind than candlebox
Mon.thly.info →
Guys can just ignore this link and cringe as they think about periods. Hopefully girls appreciate this site. It’s a website that helps you keep track of your cycle and tells you when you are likely to be ovulating. More information here. Created by the lovely Heather.
just now
Megan: *walks in my apartment* So, are y'all on the lowest level?
Lacey: Uhm, were you blindfolded when you walked in?
Good Friday →
“In the United States, Good Friday is not a federal holiday, although it is a state holiday in some locations…. The postal service operates, and banks regulated by the federal government are not allowed to close.” This is why I’m at work today.
WatchOne of my favorite lip dubs. And yes, I am bored at work tonight.
“Historically, syphilis is right up there with Germans. It wiped out the...”
– Stephen Colbert as Mr. Noblet; Strangers with Candy
Green
I didn’t wear green to work. I went to the gym and forgot to wear green again. However, I was wearing blue and yellow, so if anyone pinched me I was going to say “Hey asshole, guess what happens when you mix blue and yellow?!”
gotta love these conversations at work
Latasha: Girl, did you have fun this weekend?
Lacey: Yeah, too much fun.
Latasha: You got drunk?
Lacey: Yeah.
Latasha: What were you drinking?
Lacey: Blueberry stoli vodka and sprite
Latasha: I can't drink clear liquor, it makes me horny.
Latasha: Lien, did you hear that??
Lien: Hear what?
Latasha: Ok good. No, seriously though, it do!
“I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I...”
– Jerri Blank, Strangers with Candy
Woofs
I lost my roommate’s dog for about 9 hours yesterday. He was returned to us at 11:30pm last night. On the “Lost Dog” sign I was making, I wanted to put “Small, white Maltese with bad breath” but we didn’t want to embarrass Beaux too much. Some adorable pictures of Beaux/Muffins/Sprinkles: #1 #2 #3
WatchSNL with Jonah Hill
It was a fun day
Highlight of the day was definitely getting to sing a full verse of Blues Traveler’s “Run Around” before my boss stopped me. Second favorite moment was getting my boss to drop the f bomb 4 times on the way to lunch.
Useless Body Parts →
A few favorites: SUBCLAVIUS MUSCLE: A small muscle that goes from under the shoulder to the first rib to the collarbone that would be used if we walked on all fours. Some people have one, others don’t and some people have two. APPENDIX: It used to help early humans digest all the plant material they ate. Now, more than 300,000 Americans have appendectomies each year. WISDOM TEETH: Humans...
WatchI can’t get enough of these internet commenter videos on CH.
and I take everything out of context
Erin: wonder how much spit it was
Erin: i might do it for $300
Erin: (haha taken out of context that could look kinda bad)
Disconnect Anxiety
”27 percent of the population suffers increased levels of anxiety when separated from their cell phones or the Internet, and that a further 41 percent suffer occasional anxiety due to communications blackout.” Here is a questionairre to help you find out if you might suffer from this malady: Strongly or somewhat agree with the statement “My cell phone goes everywhere I go?” It does, but I’m...
in my car, coming back from lunch
Lacey (listening to Vampire Weekend): Boss, do you know what an oxford comma is?
Boss: A period.
“…with the exception of brainstorming sessions, meetings are a bunch of...”
– Jakob Lodwick in response to this
Where have all the green grapes gone?
I am about 90% positive that there is a shortage of green grapes. I have been to 2 diffferent grocery stores in the past 2 days with a main purpose of buying green grapes and both were completely out. They had tons of every other fruit imaginable, but NO GREEN GRAPES!