March 2008
February 2008
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support...”
– Drew Carey
Brupper
Last night, I had every girl’s fantasy come true. 3 guys in the kitchen cooking me breakfast for dinner.
Ishouldhavetoldhermyspacebarwasbroken
Melissa: HEY
Lacey: hey
Melissa: HOW DO YOU UNLOCK THE KEY BOARD FROM BEING ALL CAPS
Melissa: THE CAP LOCK IS NOT ON
Lacey: it's reversed
Lacey: hit the key again
Lacey: to correct it, you'll have to restart
Melissa: NO IT IS NOT THE CAP LOC [sic]
Melissa: OH OK
Lacey: if you turn the caps lock on, it won't lowercase?
Melissa: yes
Melissa: it is just reversed
“I hate spaghetti and I also hate divorce.”
– Jude (I found my old CDs and put them on my ipod)
Jason and I have been "married" on facebook for a...
Lacey: i got asked again last night if you and I were really married
Jason: you'll get it ALL THE TIME when you move and start making contacts
Lacey: i better invest in a ring
Jason: i'll get you one
Lacey: a real one...then we can get married too....just to keep the lie alive
Jason: right, we'll have everyone fooled.
Jason: and we can even move in together and start having sex
Lacey: and then have a kid or two
Lacey: everyone is going to fall for this huge practical joke
Jason: people are so stupid sometimes
Jason: i bet our kids will think we're married too
Lacey: fuckin' losers
Lacey: then on our 50th wedding anniversary we'll be like "NOT!"
frowny face
Lacey: boss sent me a job posting for a crystal reports job at another credit union
Lacey: he wants laceface out
Leaving the Rabbit Hole →
Was about to go to bed then checked my email and Jason had sent me this link with the subject “migraines make me think of you”. If I actually told people how much migraines run my life, they would think I was ridiculous. The first paragraph sums alot of it up: The worst thing, to me, about having a non-stop multi-year headache isn’t necessarily the pain. Or the way it tends to disrupt...
“I highly do not recommend taking a tumble down a mini-flight of cement stairs...”
– Co-worker Ashley (officially the most accident-prone person I know)
Replacing dumb catchphrase
I use “that’s what she said” ad nauseum. I think I might try and bring back “that’s not what your mom said last night.”
“Because it’s just like school in the summer. No class.”
– Josh to [redacted]
Damien Rice - 9 Crimes Listening to this and a few...
too stupid not to tumbl
Jake: Do you know who shot soulja boy?
Lacey: No
Jake: yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
“Valentine’s Day at the seminary is like Christmas at the orphanage.”
– my friend Todd who is becoming a priest
“That’s a guy I graduated with who’s all jesusy.”
– Jake
Ross is off of work to study for a test he is...
Ross: I suck at studying, want to trade? You can come sit in charlie's coffee and watch the fish and study and I'll sit at your desk, put lotion on my hands every five minutes, and flip people off.
false alarm
Everytime someone turns the heater on at work, it sets off the fire alarm within a matter of seconds. We just had our 3rd fire alarm in a month. It is quite amusing and lowers productivity.
Making an ass of myself - Take 445!
I just got back from Walk-Ons with Rhonda and we were reminiscing about a moment not too long ago, where I made a fool of myself. Then we began laughing hysterically in the restaurant and could not resume eating for approx. 10 minutes until the giggles were all out. Story: Our friend, Jill, got married a few months ago. At the reception, they had a “marriage” scrapbook on a table that...
Reminders
We all know Valentines Day is this Thursday, February 14th, but more importantly NATIONAL “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID” DAY IS FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 15TH!! I’m not sure how I can possibly say it anymore than I already do. If you are updating your calendar with Friday’s holiday, go ahead and add in National Talk Like a Pirate Day which is September 19th every year. Arrrggghhh!
Moving
Date we have to be out of our apartment: February 29th Date my roommate took all the dishes out of our kitchen: February 10th wtf?
“Don’t boo da kids. We don’t boo da kids.”
– Chris doing his Steve Harvey “Amateur Night at The Apollo” impression
you got tumbled!!!
Scott: thats going on the tumblr isnt it?
Lacey: nope