Lacey's tumblr: Archive

Oct 31st

Oct 29th

40 notes

Oct 29th

Skin Flute Isn't Really THAT Bad

amandalynferri: Think about it, if you wanted to make fun of someone for having a tromboner in their mouth why would you say the flute? Your mouth barely touches a flute. Isn’t a skin clarinet much more accurate? The shape makes more sense and the playing position makes it much more vulgar. Another new feature? David liked this? Only people who have tumblrs will understand what I mean about...

Oct 28th

3 notes

David Karp, founder of Tumblr, asked this...

david: If you could add one feature to Tumblr, what would it be? He asked this about 10 minutes ago, and there have already been 67 responses, my favorite being “zombie poke”.

Oct 27th

309 notes

Oct 27th

Hostnames

blakewhitman: pile: nosmo: There’s a certain level of geeky connection that comes from naming a computer or a device. Some people seem to have naming schemes and consistent themes. I generally don’t. So Tumblr, what do you call your machines? At Vimeo, all the dev machines are named after secondary Top Gun characters. Merlin, Cougar and Hollywood so far. A little different, but my...

Oct 27th

65 notes

Oct 27th

1 note

“This one is pretty easy. It was Malia, my 10-year-old daughter’s birthday party....”

– Barack Obama, on the last time he cried.

Oct 26th

209 notes

Oct 25th

Back in February before we were even dating - and...

Jake: what's up turd bird?
Lacey: not much word nerd!
Jake: blurred herd
Lacey: murd-ered
Jake: i already thought of that one
Jake: did all go according to plan when you got home?
Jake: drugs...bed...coma?
Lacey: sure did.....and someone discovered me and called an Olson twin...but i told them i was alright
Jake: You said, "i'm fine, but thanks for your concern, mary kate."
Jake: and she said, "You got it, dude!"
Lacey: and i said "cut. it. out!"
Jake: have mercy
Lacey: how rude!
Jake: did somebody say.......wood? (twss)

Oct 25th

Bloody Shots

Next Wednesday at work, we get free flu shots. The complex I work in is sponsoring a blood drive on the same day. You can’t possibly do both in one day, can you? If so, which order do you go? I’d assume give blood then flu shot.

Oct 25th

Oct 23rd

Oct 22nd

First Colin Powell, now my republican friends...

Smart republican friend: and believe it or not, i think im supporting him now
Smart republican friend: all in all, obama will be better for the country
Smart republican friend: mccain is out of touch
Smart republican friend: i think most of mccain's attacks on obama are false and misleading Smart republican friend: and that has really gotten me to dislike mccain
Smart republican friend: so instead of mccain talking about solutions to our problems, he just attacks obama
Smart republican friend: meanwhile, obama is talking about how to fix things, and i like that

Oct 22nd

Oct 21st

Oct 20th

Oct 18th

Spotted:

Mac wearing a Keep Austin Weird shirt on Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Oct 17th

Oct 16th

hahaha

peterwknox: In local news, Joe Six-Pack just started his own plumbing business. Joe is the new John Doe.

Oct 16th

8 notes

I guess I'm not helping

seagull: I’m still hoping against all hope that Texas ends up turning blue this election. Wouldn’t that be the ultimate pwnage? But no matter how it ends up, just know that milliions of Central Texans want Obama, so don’t write the whole state off kthx. I am so ready for this to be over. I’m still registered to vote in Louisiana so I’m voting absentee. Not that I could change...

Oct 16th