January 2008
This song still makes me wet myself and I...
“You *really* need to buy me that book - He’s Just Not That Into You.”
– Rhonda
WatchWe made some Valentines Day cookies tonight at my apartment - 2 weeks early. I am too impatient to wait until February 14th to upload this. Bite me.
Bring on the haters!
UPDATE: I now have comments on my tumblr!!
A day in the life...
I’m going put you in my shoes. Today, I’m going to take pictures around my workplace. I hope it doesn’t bore you too much.
senior citizen parties!
Scott: when i get old id like to have a summer home on a carribean island, and have a sail boat
Scott: and just sail around to places
Lacey: when i get old, i want to sit in a rocking chair and knit sweaters and potholders for people
Lacey: and go to bingo night at the church hall
Scott: im talking about like in 30 years, not when im super old
Lacey: and have hip surgery
food is great.
If you know me, you know that I really don’t know my way around the kitchen. I’m a waste of a woman, I know! Well my friend, Matthew has been preparing dinner for me and Robbie while we workout. When we get back to Robbie’s place, we have a homecooked meal. It is great!! I asked him to start sending us a weekly menu so we can know what to expect - AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT! Sorry,...
i'm so glad Erin's twin brother got gmail!!
Chris: anyone giving you trouble today?
Chris: i "know" people
working helpdesk - everyone has a problem, and...
Larry: hey
Larry: come see please
Lacey: i was at lunch...what's up?
Larry: i still need you
Larry: sorry
Lacey: ok, what's the problem?
Larry: clip art
Tax rebates →
I’ve pretty much already spent my $600 in my head. Thanks government!!
“You look like a librarian today.”
– Crazy Woman at work. I’d argue I look like a librarian almost every day. -erin All accountants look like librarians, IMHO.
totally
Erin: oh yea. true dat. we totally made out in 2002
Erin: like 4 times
i feel like a moron
I didn’t know that prostitution was illegal in Las Vegas. I just found out by watching Cops. There goes my backup plan!
i'm a killer
Tonight, I went to visit my cousin who is in the hospital. He’s been having major heart problems for the past 3 years or so and they recently found a lot of fluid around his heart. I explained to him how you “slater it” on the toilet, and surf the web if you put your laptop on the tank. He laughed so hard he almost had a heartattack.
my brothers said that i told them this when i was...
Lacey: Brett, do you know the difference between a toilet and the tub?
Brett: No, what?
Lacey: SO IT WAS YOU!!!!
Hilarious Martin Luther Kingcake Day tumbl →
Written by ross
lafayette trip.
I had a great time in Lafayette yesterday. Went to a hilarious wedding (Jason did the female ‘jerk off’ motion during the very traditional Catholic ceremony) Got drunk on wine at the reception Snuck into our hotel’s hot tub after it closed with Jason and Chris. We didn’t bring swimsuits so we had to make-do with clothing items out of our suitcases. Jumped on the hotel bed...
so profound!
Lacey: I did all the things you said, and I'm almost feeling 100% better!
Ski: Glad to hear it! Your body is currently beating the virus with a stick.
Lacey: It's like there is a ninja in me
Ski: Lacey, there has always been a ninja in you. His name is Jesus.
“I used to date this girl, and we would work out together, and she had...”
– annoying guy Robbie went to high school with that we saw at the gym, and he proceeded to join our workout and repeat the above line about a million times
“Remember when we laughed so hard that we couldn’t breathe over a dead...”
– Ross again (he is on fiyah today!!)
my boss told me to call a vendor and ask for a rep...
Lacey: hey, do i really need to ask for that person at imagesoft?
Boss: no
Lacey: ok...just checking
Boss: but she knows her stuff, I am sure any rep can help.
Lacey: wasn't sure if she was like your girlfriend on the side or something
Boss: just one on them - she's my East Coast girl
Lacey: it's hard keeping up with you and all your biotches, sir!
Boss: yea, every married man needs a few on the side, just for morale
on the phone with Jason
Jason: I'm looking forward to Lost coming back on.
Lacey: You can't see it, but I'm doing the 'jerk off' motion right now.
Jason: The male or the female one?
Lacey: I don't think the female one would give off the "like I care" message that I'm trying to go for. I think it would actually excite people.
Jason: I never thought about that. Why does the 'jerk off' motion mean that you don't care. If anything, it should mean that what was just said excited you.
Lacey: I agree. I wonder how those 2 got associated.
Jason: I'm going to start doing the motion when someone gives me a present that I like.
Lacey: It's like "Thanks for the Wii, mom" *jerk off motion*
WatchLip dub mix from Uncle Earl’s the other night. Now I am off to die…I mean sleep.
