January 2008
New Years Resolution:
To not be working next New Years.
December 2007
meds
Everytime* I take nyquil or dayquil, I get the hiccups immediately after. *Everytime = yesterday and today
i found this chat that I had posted on my other...
Jason: so turns out our landlord is terminating our lease because of what happened two nights ago - the noisy drunk parade, etc
Lacey: so you don't have to live with those people anymore
Jason: yeah
Jason: anyway it feels a little bit like a break-up, sucks
Jason: like, we tried to "work it out" but couldn't!
Lacey: aw, i'm sorry
Lacey: there are other roommates in the sea
Jason: thanks :)
Lacey: you're too good for them
Jason: i just hope we can still be friends
Jason: you know, without it being awkward
Jason: esp if they get new roommates
Lacey: haha...well just try and get new roommates before they do
Jason: younger, more attractive
Lacey: get rebound roommates
Jason: yes
Where do they go?
So I’ve heard of washing machines eating socks. I have plenty of socks that I don’t have a match for (yes, pretty much every sock pair I have is a different color thanks to Old Navy!) Now I am missing about 4 pairs of Target brand boxers. I just did all my laundry and instead of having 7 pairs, I only have 3. What gives? And I just checked Target’s website and it doesn’t...
WatchCompilation of our Walmart night. Jason might have some better videos. Some that include my fannie-pack.
Watch10pm in walmart….more to come
we think alike.
Ross: Hey who called me today? I can't remember
Lacey: [redacted] called...trying to convert you.
Ross: to be gay?
Lacey: to gaydeism!
while playing pool on the wii
Lacey: Damnit, I fouled!
Dad: Since she fouled, you can put [the ball] anywhere you want to.
Lacey and Brett (in unison): THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
WatchJa Rule Christmas at my parents’ house.
accidentally tapped into the wrong computer
Lacey: LOL!!! everytime i accidentally shadow you....there is a game up
Trevor: lol, i was like she got me again
Lacey: your name is always right by shaun [redacted]'s or whitney [redacted]'s....and i shadow them about 50 times a day due to those receipt printers
Trevor: the "your action has been cancelled message" came up and i was like darn this is a high score game
Lacey: i thought i was shadowing whitney and she said there was an error message up on her screen....and i was about to say "you mean a game?" and then i saw your name on that netphone thing
Trevor: haha
Trevor: oh well, im still alive so far
Lacey: sorry...didn't mean to mess with your game....continue!
Flickr: cyberstars →
This girl I know likes to video chat with pervs. Don’t ask me to explain it. — dalasverdugo I didn’t realize so many rednecks had computers….or webcams.
WhenWillAmyWinehouseDie.com →
Predict Amy’s death correctly and win an iPod! — livejamie
Images that changed the world →
I had never seen some of these (like Omarya Sanchez or the falling man).
she finally said it!! (via txt msg - and she is...
Lacey: I'm proud of you grad! 1st person from pigeon with a degree, right? Go get some sleep!
Megan: I love you!
funny text msgs of the night
Rhonda: If you are feeling better, we are going out. probably to uncle earl's
Lacey: Nah, but pour one out for your homie!
Rhonda: Ok, I'll just pour it out in my mouth
Deep migraine thoughts
I hope by the time I am about 55 years old, that it will be acceptable in the business world to send out an email that congratulates someone by saying “Great job, nigs!” My generation is pretty accepting of offensive language, I think it will be completely acceptable in generations to come. At least, I hope.
Random thought #45
I don’t like when people say Walley World instead of Wal-Mart. Walley World should only be used if you are referring to the classic National Lampoon’s Vacation. End of discussion.
pet peeve of the day
So my boss doesn’t think the “work digital cameras” are of any importance to our departmant. However our CEO just asked me why we don’t have any cameras that have charged batteries in them and I had to explain to him that the battery charger and/or the rechargeable batteries are not working. So this morning I have had to take pictures using my camera phone and then email...
“It was a pleasure Dan. Thanks for the thoughtful goodbye. I think I speak for...”
– Patrick Cassels of collegehumor.com I wonder if I can send reply alls like this at work…
talking about what Ross got me for Xmas
Ross: Part of it has to do with New Orleans...
Ross: (heroin)
Lacey: (hookers)
Ross: (public urination)
Megan just called me while she was getting her...
Megan: Alright well I'm gonna go.
Lacey: Ok.....I miss you.
Megan: What?
Lacey: I miss you. Say it back.
Megan: hehe....no.
Lacey: I love you. Say it back.
Megan: Alright, I have to go.
“If you can’t multiply, how are you going to divide?”
– Overheard at work. I’m biting my tongue so hard to not reply with something innappropriate.
email from my mom this morning...
“I am trying to surprise daddy with an upgrade to cable and DVR box; however, I am not authorized on the account. Only you and daddy are. I was able to order everything by saying I was Terry. However, I will not be able to pickup because I am not on the account.” This is hilarious because… 1. she pays the bill, but she isn’t authorized on the account. 2. WTF?! Why am I...
Annie are you ok?
Erin showed me something a while back that I absolutely love. It’s called “Davey Dance Blog”. My favorites are: #28 - Sunshine Underground “Put You in Your Place” on a subway #34 - Muse “Time is Running Out” performed in Time Square #17 - Michael Jackson “Smooth Criminal” performed in front of Anne Frank’s house Enjoy! Also the 3 songs...
WatchThis is my absolute favorite SNL Digital Short.
I'm back!!
Our marketing department is giving out prizes for the “12 days of Christmas” to our members. Today’s email read as follows: From: [Marketing] Sent: Monday, December 17, 2007 10:43 AM To: All Employees Subject: 12 Days of Christmas Member WINNER ~ DAY SEVEN Importance: High DAY SEVEN WINNER: James [redacted] (member since 1978!) Today’s Prize: Oceans 11, 12 and 13 DVD...
WatchSometimes I like editing videos of people I know. Sometimes those people clap. A lot. — minuswell he is right. i do. have the clap.
WatchA holiday fauxtograph. Only one person didn’t realize I was actually doing video.
Facebook in 30 years →