December 2007
it's always about poo, isn't it?
Lacey: I am pooped!
Erin: I am poop.
November 2007
grrrr #87
I think my brain purposely plays jokes on me when it comes to typing. I just typed a complaint email to Forever21 and after I sent it, I was re-reading it, and noticed that instead of typing “NOW”, I typed the word “NOT” which totally changes the meaning of the sentence. ”I am not out $66 for the order” If you look down at your keyboard, you will notice that...
Scott thinks it will take him 7.5 hours to get...
Scott: well its 525 miles, so divide that by 80 and you get 6.5 hours so an hour at the most for stops
Scott: 7.5
Scott: im telling you
Lacey: haha....i want to bet you, but i'm not sure if you will tell me the truth of how long it took you
Scott: we can bet
Scott: ill tell the truth
Scott: i will text you the exact moment i leave baton rouge
Scott: and then ill text you when i get to atlanta
Lacey: deal
Lacey: and i will clock your times on a complicated spreadsheet
Lacey: actually, i am going to install a GPS device on your car and track you
Lacey: i take bets pretty seriously
referring to Cortana Mall
Chad: whoah....you know it's dark over there right? and the sun is down
“I should have done this a long time ago. There are so many things you can do on...”
– Alena referring to gmail. It’s about damn time!
text from Sarah
“Claire Danes is at my restaurant. Claire danes poster!” I absolutely love Sarah for this. She lives in NYC now and texts me when celebrities come into her restaurant. If I texts her about my exciting life it would probably be something like “I just ate subway for lunch again.”
“I’m sorry you suck.”
– my boss said to Ross. He meant to say “I’m sorry you aren’t feeling well”. I have no idea how he messed those two up.
“The poinsettias look like they’re on steroids.”
– retard at work
“I wanted to type an emoticon, but the trackball on my Blackberry Pearl is broken”
– from Streeter’s website White Whine
email from dad...
Dad’s Christmas List for 2007 LSU Colored Crocs LSU striped tie LSU colored muffler For all of my Kids to come to mass with me and Mom sometime in December To write me a poem what Christmas means to you this year. Do a kind act for someone in December without them knowing it was you. But do tell me! To be thankful for all you have. To visit Mawmaw and Pawpaw [redacted] more. To...
i agree 100%
Megan: A good friday night would be watching "To Catch a Predator" and cuddling!
Bindi Irwin raps! →
Quote from above website: ”The chorus goes, “I’m afraid of grizzly bears/ But don’t you see/ Grizzly bears should be afraid of me.” Not to be totally insensitive, but isn’t that the same sort of logic that got her father killed by a stingray?”
WatchNo matter how many times I see this, it still makes me laugh. For some reason it reminds me of Erin and her twin brother, Chris.
“Chad Ross is SOOO OLD TODAY!!!”
– Me
Dinner vs. Lunch
So really why does it bother some so much when you say “dinner” and you really mean lunch…lets look at Thanksgiving “dinner” for example in my family it’s really Thanksgiving lunch but I mean really what does that sound like? — megos because breakfast is in the morning. lunch is mid-day. dinner is at nighttime. it’s our language and how we differentiate...
Bugs
We have a “bug lady” that comes every 3rd Tuesday of the month and sprays for bugs. She came yesterday and since then I’ve killed 2 roaches in the apartment. I’m starting to think she is spraying bug food in the apartment.
“Skid marks are when you accidentally leave a trail of dried poop in your...”
– Amir B.
Lacey: lol-apalooza!!
Leslie: lol
Lacey: i fought the lol, but the lol won
Chad: I am the lolrus
Leslie has left the conversation.
a jakob vidblog →
starts off slow, but gets pretty funny. makes me want to have crapfest nights too.
“The only perk to my terrible career choice is the vacation time.”
– Rhonda on being a teacher
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Watchthis has inspired me. I want to have Crapnight once a month.
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Watchthis has inspired me. i want to have CRAPNIGHT once a month.
I agree
Scott: your job interferes with your life too much
Scott: just in that you have to do so many things at certain times
Scott: odd times
Megan's country grammar
Megan: blake and i went watch Bee movie
funny grocery store-y
I dropped by my parents’ house tonight to take one of their 3 GPS devices before they left for vacation. I was going to hang out with them but I told them I needed to go to Target before it closed. I get to Target and fill up my basket with goods, and as I’m headed to the checkout line, I see my dad enter Target. I start laughing and ask him what he’s doing. He told me they...