May 2013
Watchkevinnuut:
No one ever said I was incapable of learning new tricks.
My arm makes a cameo in this.
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Return from Vegas; immediately feel sick
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realitytvgifs:
Me, after I realized Kevin threw away my quarterly ULTA rewards for the second time. MAMA NEEDS HER FREE NAIL POLISHES!!
thatwhitebitch:
Enough with the themed selfies already—you’re taking a picture of your face because you like your face and you want to know if other people like your face. Ain’t no shame, my sisters.
Your “just drank some milk” or “thinking about tacos” caption is just a substitute for “Check out these genes.” You’re allowed. Stop masking it.
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It is our -1 year anniversary!!
Things I have vowed not to do:
Call Kevin “hubs” or “hubby”. I will continue to call him “Gooby” or “Goobs”
Post anything about “marrying my best friend” because duh, this isn’t an arranged marriage.
Still up in the air about if I’m going to change my last name. Leaning towards either not changing it or doing the...
April 2013
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- Stone Age Dad →
My friend’s husband is blogging about his first time becoming a father. It is humorous and honest.. It isn’t a tumblr, but if you enjoy it, you should add it to whatever you are using in place of google reader. (feedly for me)
katiepenny:
sassy-dinosaur:
some-atoms:
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
awh
Brains have body image issues?
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Another childhood memory
In my bedroom as a child, I had this cross-stitched thing in my room that had 2 sheep on it and said “When I count my blessings, I count ewe first.” Well being that I was just learning to read, I would ask my mom what it said and she told me.
I remember copying the words onto a piece of paper and handing it to my grandfather when he was over at our house. He looked it, read it to...
My sister lives in Boston & put some words...
winstonwolfe:
I will smile more often, listen more carefully, maybe give away a hug or two. And I will not be jumping to conclusions, making assumptions, vowing revenge, and expecting the worst.
Mostly, I hope I can do the same tomorrow.
Really appreciate the above sentiments, especially after I woke up to its counterpoint on facebook this morning:
I hate to suggest that anyone has a...
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Songs
Kevin and I decided to start playing songs from the ’90s and early ’00s that we used to listen to. So far we’ve been through New Found Glory, Saves the Day, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Duncan Sheik, Cranberries, Our Lady Peace, Creed, Slipknot, Save Ferris, Rammstein (ok just the one song), Depeche Mode, KIttie, Cake, Reel Big Fish, and many more.
Really enjoyable Friday night.
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I got Kevin for April Fool's Day
Backstory: Kevin and I signed up for library cards back in January so we could rent eBooks. I checked one out for him to show him how easy it was and he was reading the book on his Kindle. The library lends you the ebook for 2 weeks then it expires on your e-reader. Well, Kevin wasn’t finished with the book after 2 weeks so he just turned off the wifi on his Kindle so he could have it for...
March 2013
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Forgot this song existed until Spring Breakers.
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Woman sets house on fire trying to kill a snake →
GPOY
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Some things stick with you
I randomly remember little things that were said or taught to me as a child, and I assume the next one stuck with me since it had to do with poop.
I remember my mom telling me and my brother not to push too hard when pooping because it can lead to hemorrhoids.
This is now a poop blog.
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WatchMy parents put a remote controlled ceiling fan in my old bedroom at their house and sent me this video of it in use.
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Another perk of working at home with your...
Blasting up Scissor Sisters’ “I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’” and having an impromptu dance off.
February 2013
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Something I do daily (well on days I workout)
Bending over and looking at my butt in the mirror while wearing workout pants to make sure you can’t see my underwear.
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